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Dickularity

The accumulation of so many penises that the actual accounting for the individual number of dicks, penises, and cocks becomes impossible to quantify. Dickularities (pl.) are normally generated around the mouths of ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-boyfriends, and ex-husbands who are attempting to make up for time lost.

A dickularity emulates all the aspects of a black hole (singularity), except instead of light, it's schlongs that can never escape.
Becky's become a dickularity after Tom broke up with her; I heard you can't get within 50 meters of her without her sucking you in.

Literally.
by Brazerican January 13, 2021
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Dickstar

Bro he did… he’s the dickstar
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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dickshark

Yo bro Stacy is such a dickshark!”
by Dickshark November 24, 2021
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Dicksuace

The after math of last night Aka cum
Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits
by anonymous January 3, 2022
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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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extra dickular activities

Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc
Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.
by HOGS-BACK February 7, 2022
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The Dickularity

Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.

When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:

Looks: are you attracted to each other?

Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?

Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.
Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.
by Wetpapersack2 February 15, 2023
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