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The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
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I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
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I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
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To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.
To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.
To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.
*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it
I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL
Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command
okay... i accept it
I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL
Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command
by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009
Get the Dickslap mug.A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.
Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.
by king_ding September 15, 2005
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Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
by TheStamper December 13, 2018
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by joshbrf January 6, 2020
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Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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