cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

by 10keys October 27, 2020

shut that dick off

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.

Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!

by Joey_Commander March 28, 2009

dickofied

when you show a female ur penis and it launches her into a catatonic state due to its size.
when ur dick is too big that it scares girls.

pronounced: dick-o-fied

"I showed that chick my dick and she started crying-talking bout' its too big, i cant"
"man u dickofied her"

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Dickhoff

A random family that lives in Greenwood that no one cares about.

"I met Andrew Dickhoff and he is batshit crazy don't fuck with him"

by MattClemente September 19, 2018

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020