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An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.
A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.
A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.
This is the true definition of dickblade.
A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.
A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.
This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"
"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."
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by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019
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Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.
Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.
Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
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