dial a beast

An act usually performed late at night in a drunken stuper
when the person resorts to calling late night ugly booty calls.

Hey where's Andy at?
Oh he could'nt land a skank at the bar so he's probably at home playing dial a beast.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

dial-a-dope

Drug-dealing operation where drug dealer(s) are contacted by phone and/or text messaging to distribute drugs.

(Hey drug dealers, if my definition is inaccurate .. please submit your own definition)

Police believe the "dial-a-dope" dealers were receiving hundreds of telephone orders each week.

by too-many-grouchy-people January 16, 2007

dial-a-sore

A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"

by Abzloot June 4, 2009

Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

dial it down

To control flaunting (showing off), ostentation, and any other behavior that smacks of egotism.

Dial it down or face downfall.

by rperazag July 12, 2010

Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004