Derindroll

De-rin-droll

Derogatory term for fuckstickery behaviour and generally conducted by a Jabonie.

Look at that Jabonie being a Derindroll.

Duke Able 2019.

by Duke Able August 18, 2019

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Hardcore Derping

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011

Derinda

Daring, Elegant, Real, Intellect, Nice, DD, Amazing. She is one of a kind. She is someone that other people are in awe of. A quick thinker, and a best friend. You will have a hard time finding a better person to have in your life.

"She is so derinda!" "She walks like a derinda and she talks like a derinda but she ain't no derinda." "Only a derinda can be a derinda."

by Derinda's derinda February 5, 2010

Durkin

Female Ring Piece

Right up the Durkin!

by LORD LOVE ROCKET ;) July 25, 2011

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

by achilles_heel February 27, 2013