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Dependisorous

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.
Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!
by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009
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Party Depends

A disposable adult diaper worn to raves. The diaper allows a party-goer to urinate or defecate without going to a bathroom.
After consuming 12 beers at the all-night rave, Jamie soiled his Party Depends but didn't lose his spot on the dance floor.
by LayeredSin January 28, 2009
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bitch dependency

When a pimp and/or man has an unhealthy attachment to a bitch (lady) which causes the man to rely on the beforementioned bitch for emotion need instead of just finacial support. Also known to other people as "love."
Tom cried himself to sleep after Sarah left him. The fact that Tom isn't going out looking for new hoes is a tale tell sign of bitch dependency.
by A Pimp Named Slidback October 29, 2007
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Defend pop punk

The slogan for the band Man Overboard.

Started out as a joke from this band called The Effort. They had the exact same logo and slogan except it was "Destroy Pop Punk." Man Overboard jokingly turned it into Defend instead and now it's a warcry for kids who love pop punk everywhere.
"My Defend Pop Punk hoodie is the best."
by Ijustwantmybikeback November 2, 2011
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galaxy defender

A fan of the british pop/rock band MCFLY, but specifically the lead singer and guitarist TOM FLETCHER.
"Girl i gotta tell you i'm feeling much can't get enough of you, galaxy defender stay forever never get enough of you" -star girl album:motion in the ocean
"Morning galaxy defenders, what's troubling our universe?" - Tommcfly on twitter.com
by michellemybelle July 31, 2010
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Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.
"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."
by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014
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chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.
A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007
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