Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

by T-Rux July 28, 2009

dendrology

1) the act of bending his penis and sticking it inside your vagina like a tree branch
2) the study of trees

Damn, she gave awesome dendrology to me last night.

I'm doing dendrology as a major.

by uwot plussy May 22, 2017

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendroid

Teh meaning of Skillz.

E.g To define ones personal Skillz; To do a Dendroid. (a); " I want to be Dendroid " (p); " Damn that was a Dendroid Shot";

by Skill-less Noobie January 20, 2004

Dendrophilia

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003

Christmas dendrology

An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner

Since Christmas is just around the corner, Christmas dendrology will come in handy.

by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009

Dendrunk

Someone who is drunk and refuses to admit so.
Dendrunk = deny + drunk

Don't let Jason be the driver home tonight. He always turns into such a dendrunk.

by DgLvvr12 January 24, 2009