c.n. delite.

the act of taking a shit and peeing at the same time.

"yo dude. i'll be back. i'm gonna go make a c.n. delite."

by syourd February 15, 2010

Caramel deLites

Caramel deLites are a pack of lies. Don't be fooled by the publicity machine. Samoas are the only way to go.

Caramel deLites use milk chocolate. Samoas use dark chocolate. You decide.

by Stupidtrucks April 15, 2007

pimps delite

a cheap drink made from sunny d and O E

person 1: bro what the hell is in this?

person 2: thats my pimps delite. sunny d and O E. its the shit

by Kamil P/ Jonathon B January 3, 2009

vagi-delite

a vagitarian dish consisting of vaginal goodies and treats.

Mary ordered the fish tacos, I decided to go with the vagi-delite... breath mint anyone???, please!!!

by craftjay April 15, 2008

deloitte

aka professional cock suckers.

Pete: I might go down soho for some oral tonight.

Dave: Try Deloitte first, I've heard they're very select with their clients.

by Employee April 14, 2005

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014