deductress

A female sleuth, one who solves crimes.

Because of her logical and detective skills, Veronica Mars is an amazing deductress.

by geveny July 29, 2006

Deucemax

An extremely powerful laxative. Where other laxatives boast to be "Gently Effective," Deucemax is "Ruthlessly Efficient." Rectal bleeding is a sign that the drug is working.

Me and a bunch of friends took the Deucemax Challenge. We all lost.

by Speed Dub January 16, 2008

Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.

Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.

by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

Deuce Jenner

The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.

Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.

by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012

deductible

An insurance term that means the amount of money that you have to pay before the insurance company pays anything.

If your deductible is 500 but the damage to your vehicle is 75, you pay all 75 dollars, because the 75 is less than your deductible.

by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

Super Deuce

A bowel movement of epic proportions.

See Deuce

This morning, I dropped a super deuce that clogged the toilet.

by DowntownCB May 18, 2010

mouth deuce

To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.

Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.

I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.

I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.

by ADKat8 June 30, 2010