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Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Does Not Have The Accidents Of Spartanisimu < The High Priestess> They Are Dead To Me.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022
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Dead to me

The expression of such utter distaste for a person or object that it calls for the personal denial of its worldly existance. Can be used to express disintrest, hatred, or something/someone that has gone out of style.
Justin lost his balls and refused to dump Juliette, he’s dead to me
by Bapt.G December 20, 2021
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kill me dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?
by painallha December 8, 2023
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