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Dosser

1) A lazy person

2) A person who makes a mistake

3) American professional boxer Deontay
"Get off your arse you fucking dosser!"

*upon somebody making a mistake* "Dosser!"
by SearchForRoy November 12, 2020
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dessert spoon

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
by richyouth11 June 18, 2018
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Liquid Dessert

(n) a slang term created for Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve. It is due in part to it's obvious and almost unmistakable resemblance in taste to cake and ice cream, but in whisky form. It is also one of the four key ingredients in a Johnnie Bomb.
Robby: Yo Nick try some of my Gold Label Reserve.

Nick: Ok. *takes a sip* That's gross it tastes too much like dessert to me.

Robby: It's Liquid Dessert.
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014
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Dirt Dessert

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019
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Dessert Cup

A Dessert Cup is a highly popular sex act between two males of which at least one of the two men must have an uncircumcised penis. Creation of a Dessert Cup will often, but not always, accompany the equally popular act of schnoodling.

A Dessert Cup is created when an uncircumcised male lays on his back and with a flaccid or erect penis grips his member and pushes the excess skin upwards. Once the skin is up over the penis head, the foreskin creates a "cup like" reservoir. Depending upon the shape and contour of the "cup" the other male may assist by shaping the foreskin to create the best opening and depth to the "cup" as possible. Upon "cup" preparation, the other male then proceeds to jerk off to climax. Upon cumming, the male then angles and aims and drops his load into the waiting "cup" and fills it full of cum, semen, man juice, goo.

At this point, the "cup" may runneth over which is highly desired. The Dessert Cup may then be enjoyed by the other male through fellatio or may be enjoyed by both as a shared cup and eaten with a spoon or shared via snowball. Alternatively, the foreskin may be released and pushed down at which time the hot load creates a lovely cock ganache and when released from the cup is used as lubricant for the male to jerk off.
Dan and Barry spent the evening schnoodling each other but the highlight of the night was Dan's filling of Barry's Dessert Cup which he quickly engulfed and greedily enjoyed all to himself.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014
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pebble dasher

1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls

2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate

3)A collection of cindy crawfords
Clean that after you fuckhead!!
That crapper has more skidmarks than a formula 1 race track!
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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dissertation

A large piece of work , mainly done in the wee hours of the morning whilst drinking loads of coffee. Generally in the 10k++ word range
I got a friggen disertation to do and the handin is in 72 hours my god!!
by Jock Strap April 6, 2003
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