defuckerer

One whose job it is to help fix a fucked up situation.

Geoff is so good at solving problems, we call him the defuckerer.

by Douchekabob December 19, 2015

defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

by Telephony May 15, 2020

da fuck

To inquire, ask for clarification...

as in-What Da Fuck?!

by DadA February 26, 2005

dafuki

A definition of Hebrew origin. Commonly used to describe an insane guy or a person that rarely thinks of the outcomes of his behavior.

You'll never guess what I did today.. I drove my car without looking.

Oh my god, you are such a dafuki!

by shaul August 26, 2005

Dafuke

Origin: An unintentional quote from the modern prophet Mohamed Mikali initiated by "devine intervention"

As this is a holy word in some circles, one true definition is yet to be formalized,

However amongst Mohamed Mikali's followers it is generally accepted to be a describing word for something odd, different, weird or messed up.

Although the word is often used in many different and far flung circumstances.

It's Commonly believed that Dafuke may be a modern derivative of the Hebrew word Dafuki.

You are Dufuke.
I am Dafuke.
You look so Dafuke.
That smells Dafuke.
How Dafuke was that.

by Funkingru5ion February 28, 2010

Defucking

The act of being maternally deconsumed.

"Whats your date of defuck?"
"Oh I was defucked on the 30th of May 1991."
Defucking? Oh you mean date of birth?

by JTerlouw April 2, 2020

right da fuck now

Instantaniously! : This second

Get yo bitch ass over her right da fuck now!

by Renob September 10, 2003