cootie catcher

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"

Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"

by smendler December 10, 2009

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old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

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Catcher

A man who receives anal sex

I sure like Rod. But he's more of a catcher.

by grrlscout August 13, 2003

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Catcher-in-the-ritis

The condition that exists after reading any book or story that makes you contemplate the deeper meanings of life. Also an early stage in the process of becoming a hipster.

Girl: I just quit school; I'm just looking for something MORE in life, you know?
Boy: Aw man, did you just read something by Salinger? You've got a strong case of catcher-in-the-ritis!

by caitopotato June 21, 2011

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catchers mitt

an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.

by Malgeo January 4, 2008

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ash-catcher

A male slide piece for a bong that adds a second water filtration. A mini bubbler that slides in and out.

My bong hits too hard, I need to get an ash-catcher.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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The Catcher in the Rye

The best book ever.
Cynical, witty, classic.
Any open-minded individual can relate to Holden in their past or in their own life as of now.
An absolute masterpiece.

J.D. Salinger rocks my socks off, man.

by Schmuck December 9, 2003

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