man curd

1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.

I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.

-or-

WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.

by Chuck Sorenson April 9, 2007

large curd

Cottage cheese that is of the large curd variety.

"For dinner today I had large curd because it is a great source of protein."

by Jogoman May 23, 2008

curd casserole

A rather humorous way of referring to what some may call a "bearded clam." Often times the word will be used in reference to having sex with a nasty hooker.

What are you doing tonight?

I am going into the city to pick up chicks. If all else fails, I might be settling for some curd casserole.

by trotwoodian October 18, 2009

Cheese Curd

When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.

I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.

by Trey-J September 3, 2016

gas the curds

slang - "to smoke marijuana." or "to get high."

A: Yo, I just got a twenty sac!
B: Word? Let's go gas the curds!

by Evan Harley January 16, 2006

pussy curd

When a woman has dried sperm (male or female) on her pubes or anywhere on the outside or near her pussy. Similar to dick cheese.

guy 1 "Damn why did you break up with that bitch she got a fine ass!"

guy 2 "She had fuckin pussy curds!"

guy 1 "Nasty!"

or

guy 1 "You suck dick!"

guy 2 "Well you smell like pussy curds!"

by urban dictionary guru November 11, 2009

turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009