cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

cuntilage

hard tissue type vagina. not very meaty, quite near to the bone as in cartilage.

I'd much rather deal with some fupa than get bruised from bangin some bony cuntilage.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

cuntilated

sports term
To hit a extremely long drive in golf.
To hit a home run in baseball.

Whitey Cuntilated that drive.
Welshy cuntilated that ball out of the park

by Welshy420 July 7, 2010

Cuntaloupe

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015

cuntiliner

A Cuntiliner acts as a female support during her menstral cycle. The cuntliner acts as a sponse absorbing any nasties that may otherwise seep through, down the skirt and onto their shoes.

Man, she left her old cuntiliner in the toilet and didn't flush!

by Bob bob bob, bob June 11, 2009

Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).

That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?

by Another Poet May 22, 2014