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Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.
Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?
by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004
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Confrontation Ninja

1) A person who when confronted can decide whether to promptly defuse the situation or turn it around on you as if you were the root of the problem, especially pertaining to women.

2) A person who, when confronted, ends your life.
1) Meg: When I confronted Jose today, he made me feel like a ridiculous bitch and like him cheating on me were somehow my own fault!

Shantiqua: damn, that right there is a confrontation ninja .

2) (Meg would have made a comment, but Jose decided to end her life when she confronted him about his unfaithfulness. crazy mofo'in confrontaion ninja )
by trailblazerp January 20, 2011
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cuntfrog

a term used to disrespect ones ego. The reason being someone seeking atention could be known as a cuntfrog.
you sir are a cuntfrog
by kevlar2207 January 18, 2017
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Final confrontation

The final confrontation in a piece of fiction is when the main protagonist has to face the main villain. Final confrontations are usually built up and become rivalries when the protagonist tries to be reasonable with a character and they don't take it too tell, become the villain. Compare this to the transparent villain who was mean all along.

Some final confrontations are:

1. The antagonist has been hiding something from the protagonist during the entire length of the plot. The protagonist finds news articles detailing the antagonist's shady past.

2. The protagonist has to face a self-truth and their connection to the villain.

3. When the protagonist has completely exposed the villain as fraudulent, the villain makes a sociopathic verbal vow to ruin the protagonist villain once and for all. It's the "I trusted you" speech.
Person: Gabriel and Montreux are having a bit of a scuff.
Other person: What's going on???
Person: Oh, they're having a final confrontation.
by Lea Blair October 11, 2013
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Confront

You're not even willing to confront the guy that is actively dismantling your ethic.
Hym "How are you going to talk about confronting anything to anyone? Shouldn't you be giving lectures on fraud? '12 tips for reselling the bible.' hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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confrontee

the person presumed to be severely inebriated (stoned, drunk, hallucinating) that is pursued by the "Confrontation Method" of the Pittsburgh Parents Against Stoners; the PPAS made a conscientious choice to make the term mimic "abductee" to suggest that their technique will remove the inebriated person from the pleasantness of their experience
"After observing the suspected confrontee take ten minutes to decide on which bag of potato chips to purchase, we decided that we should approach and confirm his highness visually."
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Cuntfrontational

Overt passive aggression safely hidden from the intended target
His project IS better. If he wasn't so cuntfrontational about the whole thing, I'd have respected the move.
by Sardatep007 November 20, 2020
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