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cunafew

see (c) you (u) in (n) a=a few
used in texting to say ill be there in a few min..
me :cunafew babe !
her : W8 i aint ready yet..
by treeslayer June 4, 2023
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cunnet

1. it's not quite a cunt, it's not quite a punnet, but it's still an insult that packs a hell of a punch.

2. Neil
That fuckhead's such a cunnet

Neil is a cunnet
by BouncerBunny April 22, 2005
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Ersher Cunanan

A Guy who tends to compare himself to other people even if people loves him, but if you know him he's a funny and sweet person yet he still makes mistakes and flaws and the reason why it's because he fucked your mom :DD
Ersher Cunanan is in your moms bedroom yesterday
by Hamburger Patty November 22, 2021
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pull a Cunanan

A phrase one uses when they are on the brink of a nervous breakdown and want to go on a cross-country road trip to kill off all the people who have pissed them off over the years. Derived from the serial killer, Andrew Cunanan and his 2 month killing spree.
I'm so pissed off at everyone right that it's making me want to pull a Cunanan.
by k_r_ May 5, 2018
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cuntness

An adjective for awesome. Drawing etymologically from the awesomeness of the female sex organs.
"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"

"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."

"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"
by dayglogirl April 20, 2010
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cuntanet

1:) cuntanet: The online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren't inconvienient enough.

2:)A place to which all 10% of non porn is given over to people who have no lives. EG: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to ban kids books when they should be being mothers. Essentially anyone not doing, watching or making porn use the cuntanet.
STEVE: Yo, Dude where the hell are you?
DAVE: I'm on the cuntanet.
STEVE: The what?
DAVE: The cuntanet.
STEVE: Yeah, I heard, I'm not deaf. What the fuck is the cuntanet?
DAVE: It's where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and myspacers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
STEVE: So, it's your stupid name for the internet.
DAVE: Why don't you go practise your grapholagnia?
STEVE:Because you're too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your anus.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 22, 2009
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cunnen

a townie starting a fight with another innocent person in the street.

'Come on then' in a normal persons dialect
"cunnen u twat "

" pardon? im just walking my dog"
by James Bryan January 11, 2004
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