CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

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Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!

CUMQUAT by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023

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Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

Cumquat Express by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

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fuck-a-cumquat

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

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Jewish Cumquat

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010