CumQuat

An old cum stain that has molded and turned colors.

We are pretty sure that the stains on Kandice's rug are cumquats!

by Tempi April 19, 2008

Cumquat

A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.

Cumquat with never play football again.

by Chris M. M October 20, 2008

Cumquats

Tities

Your cumquats r huge!

by pendluk April 11, 2009

fuck-a-cumquat

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Jewish Cumquat

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015