Fuckmonkey

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

by Antshaq June 5, 2019

cummonkey

Cummonkey is something you call your retarded friend that does stupid shit

You’re a cummonkey

by Skeeteryeeter June 20, 2021

ClickMonkey

A person who clicks on everything in sight and ends up being an unpaid FB employee because they load so many ads.

That clickmonkey loards more ads than NBC

by thechurchfodave February 25, 2022

Cuckmonger

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024