When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
by ChillieC1990 August 7, 2011
Get the Vaginal Crossfire mug.When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)
Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)
Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009
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Usually occurs during a threesome that is hurriedly increasing in pace.
The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries
E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.
What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries
E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.
What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
Girl double downs, gets her hair pulled and head pulled back.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.
Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.
As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire
(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.
The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.
Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.
The End.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.
Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.
As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire
(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.
The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.
Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.
The End.
by jinxlan February 21, 2010
Get the Crossfire mug.That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
by xfitnutty September 1, 2012
Get the CrossFucked mug.ATi's answer to Nvidia's SLI dual GPU setup.
Integrates Two ATi graphics cards to produce a highly efficient render.
Integrates Two ATi graphics cards to produce a highly efficient render.
"Plug in a Radeon CrossFire Ready graphics card and a compatible CrossFire Edition card, or a second compatible CrossFire Ready graphics card to unite ultimate multi-GPU gaming power."
more on "http://www.ati.com/technology/ crossfire/howitworks.html"
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by James Knight July 16, 2008
Get the Crossfire mug.A hard rock band consisting of Ed Sloan (vocals, guitar), Mitch James (bass, vocals), Brian Geiger (drums), and Tony Byroads (turntables, sampler, vocals).
by anonymous June 13, 2004
Get the Crossfade mug.A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".
This can also be known as "the double barrel".
This can also be known as "the double barrel".
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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