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Crood

Someone that acts stupid or dumb, or lacks common sense and knowledge in any situation
He/she is a Crood or he/she is acting like a Crood

Example:he/she is dumb or (a Crood) for doing that
by Just Brie November 17, 2020
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crook county

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.
I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.
by the crooked May 13, 2008
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Crooked arrow

The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.
by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017
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Michael Crook

A "blogger" residing in Mays Landing, NJ, who spends his time hiding behind a computer screen judging innocent people. Most of the victims of his slander are deceased people, dead from accidents.
He sits in his little cove of shame with his cats, obviously never stepping into sunlight. (The proof is on the guy's face.)
He also owns a website that is against Military. He says people in the army are stupid to put their lives on the line for their country. He says,

"I prefer to leave the “dying for the country” to suckers who obviously have no other job skills than to die for a country. I don’t see how fighting in Iraq is defending our freedoms; we’d still have our rights with or without these moronic troops. Dying for one’s country is a stupid act. Thus, I prefer to let the stupid people do the dying while I sit high and dry!"

The guy is clearly a moron. Anyone who reads his bullshit can see it. 'Nuff said.
"How can I even begin to describe how much I want Michael Crook dead?"
or
"Michael Crook is such a stupid dick."
by Ladedaaa24 June 29, 2009
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halfway crook

An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"
We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.
by MadP July 13, 2010
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Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol
Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"
by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010
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choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
by zhobo October 15, 2017
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