Croggy

To give someone i lift on your pushbike or motorbike

Giz a 'croggy' home mate

by LeicesterMan June 16, 2009

CrOoSh MaFiA

The worlds newest and best clothing line and greatest group of people to ever exist.

Smaller Version of the Real Mafia, except, not as violent.

Start the Croosh Mafia Revolution

by Emperor Chris September 16, 2005

Crogging

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”

by MelvMax111 May 6, 2020

nigga with crocs

Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.

cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."

by aniggawithcrocs September 20, 2017

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

croggit

The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body

Croggit state of mind

by Croggit April 21, 2023

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019