Jiminy Cricket

A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.

"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket

by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018

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Chris Crocker

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”

by Vad3r September 26, 2007

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Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012

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cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

by Shaymer August 23, 2007

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A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.

Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off June 1, 2016

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