Cheesus

Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.

In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!

by Cryptica January 16, 2017

Cheesus

The Saviour of all Cheese.
Can been seen at The Last supper by Leonardo Da Vinci... next to the grapes.
A religious figure on which many religions base their worship.

Man Stubs Toe on Coffee table.

Man shouts, "Cheesus Christ!"

by Rvd Cheese February 5, 2010

Cheesus Chrust

A Jewish temple in Italy

Man we are going to be late for service at Cheesus Chrust!!!

by Chitlins June 4, 2021

Mac and Cheesus

When you rub cheese on your girl's vagina in the shape of a cross and start to say the rosary while strangling her with it.

Dude, I did a mac and cheesus on Debra yesterday!!!

by DoctorKing November 7, 2018

cheesus

a not rude version of saying jesus

cheesus christ does that pizza have a lot of cheese on it

by astro donger May 8, 2005

Cheesus

a fan of string cheese incident they are usually dirty wooks that slur words, but have hearts of gold make friend with them at all costs

Yo man that donnie kid is a total cheesus he saw them at red rocks.

by willis "the doctor" Danielson May 22, 2008

Cheesus

The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.

person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D

by shezbomb June 8, 2009