Crapitalism

The innate tendency of capitalism to subvert democratic and idealistic tendencies in a government,profession or organization.

Corporate control of congress is crapitalism.

by astonished head December 10, 2010

chapin

A name for people from Guatemala.

We chapins representing!!!

by Chipmunk7890 July 18, 2008

cramping my style

when somebody is just in the way of your stylistic expression of freshness; the individual is putting a damper on the mood

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are cramping my style.

by michael james coon May 4, 2007

Carpin Denium

There is a fish in my pants.

That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.

by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010

crapitalism

Use of political favor, force, or position to benefit a for-profit business, but calling it "free-market". Similar to "mercantilism" from Colonial times, where the success of a business depended on the power of The Crown. Use of "crapitalism" is meant to be disparaging, but can also be used to show the difference between actual free market enterprises and those that depend on government support.

Dude A: "Those big Wall Street banks makin' all that smack when I ain't got a job is why capitalism sucks." Dude B: "Da big bankers work in crapitalism. They'd be out of business if it wasn't for all that help they get from The Man."

by scratchgolf November 16, 2009

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

crapify

To render something crappy; to make something not as enjoyable

"Dude, that fool is really crapifying this party."

by Ryan May 24, 2003