craphonking

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

by Seth March 2, 2004

crapamongers

An exclamation of disapproval and frustration. A substitution for the word/excalamation "Crap!" which contains the word in itself. It can substitute "crap!", "Shit!", fuck!" and "dammit!", etc., when you just are so frustrated that you want to say a longer word.

"CRAPAMONGERS! I'm late for bio class!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

cravation

an illness due to craving something so bad such as food, which leads to possible death.

yeah, my friend died of cravation. she wanted candy so bad

by lakewfe June 27, 2018

Crapophonicality

The quality of a seemingly smart person's contant nag for complexing simple stuffs by adding using difficult words , and in that process making his audience feel boredom .

Simon is such a poseur , he always uses difficult words to sound smart , but in reality he has a very surface level knowledge about everything . I believe , one day , his crapophonicality will be disclosed in front of everyone .

by Dip_Narendrapally February 6, 2022

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Craption

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013