crackton

Nickname for Acton, a working class Toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. Any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.

It's worth the drive to Crackton.

by The Real Canadian April 25, 2015

Crackoon

A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night

"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"

by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019

crackon

a beast that dwells in a females vagina, sucking in and consuming anything that comes to close.

Heidi Ferguson is the crackon.

by Doghouse Dean March 24, 2009

crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.

nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010

crackpon

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.

Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.

by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009

crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 1, 2009

crickson

A Crickson is someone who tends to act retarded, they also are compulsive liars and have a hygiene problem. They will never accept an answer if they got it wrong because of their stubbornness. They also have a desire of collecting raw cracked eggs and placing them in jars around each other while they sleep. Their final move is that they illegally download life starting from music to thousands if dollars to whole houses. The overall look is that they are regardless of mental disorders retarded or as the Italians would say 'Retardando'

Hey that guy is an idiot

Yeh he's a real Crickson

by Doctordave January 1, 2014