Crackers

People who do crack.

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.

Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

Fudge Crackers

A Replacement for the word fuck.

Swearing: Oh Fuck! That Hurt!

Non Swearing: AAgh Fudge Crackers! That Hurt

by Roblo2012 November 5, 2012

wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.

I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.

by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017