Consarnit is a truly wonderful word with the connotation that something negative has just happened. It's essentially the equivalent of saying "Damnit".
by malander April 12, 2004
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Guy 2: I hear she's a reverse cougar and I'm in her age group.
Guy 2: I hear she's a reverse cougar and I'm in her age group.
by maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac August 29, 2010
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A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. This gentleman is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is an expert at looking like prey while actually being the predator. He often uses this insight to work the cougar while working other ladies or multiple packs of cougars at the same time. This is usually accomplished though intermittent flirting throughout the evening. The cougar hawk is not to be confused with a guy wearing mirrored shades and a Hustler jacket hitting on everything in the room.
The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.
The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.
“Careful bud or that cougar is going to maul you.” Don’t you worry boys, I am a wise man when is comes to the ways of the cougar. In 12 hours she will be making me breakfast. Do you all want breakfast? I can have her call some friends?”
“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.
“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.
by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
Get the cougar hawk mug.A woman in her late 20's to early 30's who is starting to yearn for the taste of yummy young 18 to 23 year old men. She is willing to do anything to them with no strings attached. When her much older husband or boyfriend pisses her off, her inward craving is intensified by wanting to try something new and exciting. This is nothing serious, just something to satisfy her appetite. She can have as many morsels as she pleases; if they get their hearts or backs broken, its not her fault. Beware!
Look at the way she is staring at me, she looks like she wants to jump my bones! She is almost thirty, and I am barely legal! Okay! She definately has pre-cougar syndrome.
by Tecniq November 30, 2011
Get the pre-cougar syndrome mug.to get corsaired: When one looks good on paper and gets interviews for a job, but completely fails to convert a single interview into a job offer due to a lack of personality or social skills. Especially used in context of on-campus interviews for post-graduation recruiting, whether for college, law school, business school, graduate school, job fairs, or anywhere one has the opportunity to interview with multiple employers for entry-level positions.
A: "What are you doing after graduation?"
B: "I don't know yet...still looking for jobs."
A: "I thought you had a lot of interviews? That sucks."
B: "I don't know what happened. I'm graduating summa cum laude, too"
A: "What happened is you got cosaired."
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X: "Do I come off as socially awkward to you?"
Y: "No...why do you ask?"
X: "Well I have a few interviews coming up and I'm afraid of getting corsaired."
B: "I don't know yet...still looking for jobs."
A: "I thought you had a lot of interviews? That sucks."
B: "I don't know what happened. I'm graduating summa cum laude, too"
A: "What happened is you got cosaired."
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X: "Do I come off as socially awkward to you?"
Y: "No...why do you ask?"
X: "Well I have a few interviews coming up and I'm afraid of getting corsaired."
by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010
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As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
"I'm consapis when I'm in the forest, even though other people are around."
"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
by Ralph Waldo December 30, 2007
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