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Coupon Sam

A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.

They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch

Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
Coupon Sam by Downvoting Victim August 22, 2005
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coupon poacher 

(noun) A person who wait in ambush for stores to restock a sale item to buy in bulk and then turn around sell at an insane markup somewhere else.
Employee A: " Look at that woman, shes been standning in the detergent aisle all afternoon? "Employee b: :she knows there is a truck to night and she is hoping to catch a new shipment of Arm and Hammer for a buck to turn around and sell for 3. " Employee A: "Thats a coupon poacher for you,"
coupon poacher by Captain Ginyu August 12, 2017

Coupon Ghoul 

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)
George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."
Coupon Ghoul by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Coupon Nazi 

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.
I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.
Coupon Nazi by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019

coupon #3 

COUPON
COUPON
COUPON
COUPONNNNNNN
Hey coupon you are such a coupon you silly coupon #3
coupon #3 by diddle sucker September 3, 2021

Coupon Karen 

A Women(Typically A Older Woman 30s-80s) Who Argues With Cashiers At Retail Stores In The US About Coupons/Deals On Items And Doesn’t Stop Until She Gets That Deal And Gets A Manager Over To The Counter And Either Badgers The Cashier To Death Or Gets The Cashier In Trouble
You Won’t Believe The Coupon Karen I Encountered Today At Walmart
Coupon Karen by AndyBoyz March 27, 2023

No Nut November Coupon 

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.