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Corncobbing

During sex when one person spins a corn on the cob at a high rate or rotation inside their anus by means of an electric drill, resulting in severe pain the day after
He must have been corncobbing all night, no wonder he can’t sit straight!
by Ttubyeknom January 24, 2019
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Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
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corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.
John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.
by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023
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Corncobbing

When your mouth is covering 1/3 or more of the circumference of your man's cock, and you slide up and down while maintaining contact. Imagine eating a corn on the cob and the back and forth action. Performed best when cock is stabilized with another corncobber on the other side of your man's cock.
"Man, my woman brought home a girlfriend lastnight, and instead of tag-teaming me they Corncobbed me!!"
"I wish my GF put my dick in her mouth instead of corncobbing me all night."
by 1234569@8 September 28, 2019
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Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.
by The bag man carl September 2, 2015
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