Cumstache

residue from oral sex around your lips.

I got grossed out i saw an old man with a cumstache

by matt + ed March 4, 2004

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by MyAlergies July 29, 2007

cumstache

when a girl gets cum above her lip under her nose, like a mustache

that girl got a cumstache in this porn i saw today!

by mmaaaxxxxxxxxxxx January 19, 2008

cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

chopstache

a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.

Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".

by StretchOne December 11, 2007

crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007