A lifestyle that consists of nothing other than nonstop COOMING and DOOMING, the schedule of said lifestyle is broken down into 12 hours of COOMING and 12 hours of DOOMING per day; the average day goes as follows, 1 hour of playing a Doom game of any kind (Doom 3 doesn't count) followed by 1 hour of jacking off (usually to doom guy rule 34) this cycle continues until the next day and/or the next 10 years.
My man Henry been doing COOM Eternal for 6 years now, I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.
by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 22, 2021
by CoomKing April 1, 2022
When one person keeps chasing more outlandish fetishes and will never be satisfied with more vanilla stuff.
Dude 1: Man you heard about Aiden, he hanged himself while jerking off.
Dude 2: Man kept chasing the coom dragon but got burnt.
Dude 2: Man kept chasing the coom dragon but got burnt.
by Moon Fruit April 6, 2023
hey cunt did I fuckin tell u how I coom in the boom daily
btw bertie is a faggot and I put my chode in Thomas and I wanna violently beat the shit out of Julius
btw bertie is a faggot and I put my chode in Thomas and I wanna violently beat the shit out of Julius
by idonthaveahandleonlife April 5, 2017
Gushers are the only candy that nuts in your mouth as you bite into them, that liquid is called GUSHER COOM
by Cumdog with mustard May 3, 2021
by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022
A disgusting or decrepit room where the tenant constantly masturbates. This can manifest in crusty tissues, cum socks, crunchy sheets, and wall stains.
there is typically trash, and a janky computer setup.
there is typically trash, and a janky computer setup.
by Coomcaveconesuir January 11, 2022