Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011

Ball Coolant

The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.

During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!

by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014

Tommy Coolatta

A very smart boy
with a super cool immortal dog named Sunkist
And he hates trains and moths

Tommy Coolatta: "Hey look! Look! It's a va- uhh... a va- uhhhh... va- uhh... a turnwheel!"

by The.marz.march March 2, 2022

Coolalrite

He’s cool, alright?

Omg Coolalrite! Godfather of TFI and Stop Motion Plane flyer Truck driver man!!!!

by Not Frank :) November 8, 2020

coolamundo

1.cool in an amundo-like fashion
2.amazing to an extreme
3.The Fonz's coolest word EVER!

Emily is coolamundo.
Susan is coolamundo as well.

by Boyle January 21, 2004

coolage

The cooperate act of being cool.

Man, you guys are coolage.

by moe November 17, 2004

coolz

A word invented by some dumbass in Colorado that is quickly catching on. can be used in any situation.

Teacher: your homeworks late.
You: coolz

Girl: im pregnant.
You: coolz

Cop: you're under arrest for 3 murders 5 assults and 1 rape.
You: coolz

by itstim May 18, 2009