convegan

A vegan that is only a vegan when it is convenient or suits them.

"My girlfriend is a convegan because she won't wear leather but she'll eat chocolate."

by Liquid Leo August 6, 2008

invisible conversationalism

when you are talking to someone who is behind you while walking and they stop, turn a corner, turn around, start talking to someone else, etc. without your knowing. you keep on walking and talking to them even though they aren't there, resulting in stares and strange looks.

I walked down the hallway of my school one monday telling my friend how my weekend was when she turned into the library without my knowing; I was still talking. I was at the end of the hallway when I realized she wasn't there, it was then that I figured out why everyone was giving me funny looks. -Invisible Conversationalism-

by Michiko-hime November 26, 2006

Comment Conversation

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.

Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."

by Suesworth February 24, 2009

Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

by El el fetches January 23, 2013

oh-so-convenient

(adjective)

Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just happened to be there.

As the burglar neared ever closer, Amy grabbed the oh-so-convenient letter opener that for some reason was taped against the wall she was backed up on. Then, she stabbed wildly at him, and he fell to the floor.
With a grin stretching across her face, she drags the body to the well in her backyard (wtf?!) and pushes him in. It was then that we realize that that was no burgler —— that was another of her victims.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009

Kings of Convenience

A humble Norweigan band that relies heavily on soothing acoustic and at times orchestral sounds to construct a beautiful art in every song inundated with tranquil yet sophisticated lyrics.

A: I bombed that final. I'm freaking out and ready to explode in frustration.

B: Chill out to some Kings of Convenience, then.

by Matvik Zvarich November 4, 2012

Conversation Train

A conversation that, unless you were already part of, will not allow other's to join in, as it has already left the conversation station. Created in 2007 at a highschool table used in a fix to exclude Josh from being part of a conversation.

Guy1: So i was like 'yeah sure why not'
Josh: What are you guys talkin about?
Guy2: Conversation train josh, you missed it.
Josh: You know what Benson? You're an ass.

by Colonel_TEE3 February 20, 2009