A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"
Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"
Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"
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Get the Geneva convention mug.The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022
Get the consent accident mug.A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
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