Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."

"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.

by Shin0bi June 4, 2014

Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks

Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards

by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025

Condor

Captain long dick. A tall gentleman. Expect drunk driver. Drinks anything available. Puts snowboarding over hoes. always Wears Sperry's and Patagonia vest to the bar.

Aye condor pass me a Busch

by Hurricane Z January 3, 2020