Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

mask cocker

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

Going to a Juice WRLD Concert

Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.

"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"

by getschnapped August 5, 2020

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane

by syafinaz? October 4, 2023

concernicus

To be concerned, but in a more adjective like way.

The creepy man from the office, makes me all concernicus...therefore, I try to leave the break room whenever he warps in.

by the reflex October 28, 2005

Doesn't Concern You

Get the fuck out of my business asshole.

Donnie: What are you guys talking about?
Me: It doesn't concern you.

by PeterPanIsSexy April 20, 2012