Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

No Comprende

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.

Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende

by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018

Comprehension

Understanding

beyond comprehension of human mind

by admirer85 June 15, 2019

comprendes

its spanish for 'know what i mean?'

yes, you can have a polish dog, but we put a
"special ingredient" in it, comprendes?

by beejabeeja January 22, 2007

comprehen

Comprehen is street slang for “do you get it?”

Origins: a mutation of the age old saying “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” e.g.
“Da egg come pre hen or what?” Often used to see if the other person in the conversation is on the same wavelength and understands what you’re saying and in agreement. This has become shortened to “comprehen?”

“Yo comprehen right?”
“Da egg man, am totally wija bro”

by Baggage Handler January 9, 2018

Newpark Comprehensive School

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.

"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".

by I Think I Caught Berkels October 17, 2019