to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
Get the cooning mug.When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010
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by ThoughtsOfRandomness February 20, 2009
Get the Comoning mug.Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
Get the Cooning mug.The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.
by Kojack December 15, 2003
Get the Coloring Book mug.To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!
Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010
Get the Cooning mug.You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.
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