Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.

Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.

by Kerilyn June 1, 2006

Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."

Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent

by a no lifer August 9, 2009

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

Angry Colleen

A hand job ending with the person giving said handjob spitting on your face.

I had agreed to do my friends eulogy only if his sister gives me a angry colleen.

by Jr4567 March 18, 2022

Coleen

Savage, fruit-fly hating, not in love with her psychology prof, always likes to sit in the back because she doesn't want to draw attention to herself. Is the definition of YOLO, likes astronomy which is fitting because she is a STAR herself and is very good at fighting people both physically and intellectually. A tiny giant basically....BEWARE and don't get on her bad side otherwise oh shit ur dead.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Coleen fought another professor today
Person 2: Oh that's such a Coleen thing to do i'm not surprised

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 May 8, 2018

combee critter

A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.

Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!

by Combee Critter October 2, 2020

stephen colbert

Stephen Colbert is one of the greatest comedians and entertainers alive. He is the host of the Colbert Report, and was jabbing at running for presidential office 08'. If Stephen Colbert ran for pres 08 it would probably off throw the election drastically, and would probably end badly. He would probably be the most influential candidate of the 2008 election because he is so idealized by America, and myself.

Hell, if Stephen Colbert ran, I would vote for him over any of these yahoo's. He cant tell a lie.

by The Big Tipper December 3, 2007