Dirky Code

When someone programms horrible code.

Person 1 : look i put the entire program in a major ifelse.
Me : Dang thats realy Dirky Code >.<

by BLaZeSinclair February 3, 2010

mountain dew code red

When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.

mountain dew code red

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).

"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week

by TheGaysAreHere November 21, 2019

Dress Code

A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.

*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

The Da Vinci Code

A fact-based fiction book by Dan Brown. A stellar thriller that has been on New York Times Best Seller list for well over an year.

The book has stirred much controversy over the proposed theory with Mary Magdalene and Jesus.

Readers should realize that even though there is a vast amount of information, all that may seem factual maybe fiction.

I think The Da Vinci code is true~!

Actually no it's not, it's fiction.

by Bob Sacamano 1 August 18, 2004

dress code

a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.

our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

Dude Code

The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.

1. No cockblocking

2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.

3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.

4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.

5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.

6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.

7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.

8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.

9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).

10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.

11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.

guy 1. DUDE! you're breaking the dude code! you pulled off a trifecta!!!

guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.

guy 3. douchebags.

by uchas August 5, 2008