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Cockskape

A girl/guy who wants cock, but can't get it.
Damn, that cockskape offered me 12 dollars to suck my cock.
by Eli Gottfried July 22, 2004
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Cockawampus

I cant seem to get this shelf to hang right...its all cockawampus.. that table is all cockawampus, you need to level it..
by Cleo1954 October 9, 2019
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Cockslam

Repeatedly Beating Your Cock Off Random Objects Couches, Women, Cheese Etc.
Hey John wanna go cockslam that car?
by XxBigCxX March 27, 2010
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Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...
" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."
by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009
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cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.
Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody also made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
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black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
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