Socksister

1. One of an elite group of individuals who passionately believes the character Spike from the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and James Marsters, the actor who plays him, is worthy of a large portion of her time, attention and resources.

2. A woman of obvious good taste and intelligence.

When Mr. Marsters entered his hotel room, he was unsurprised to find two socksisters hiding under his bed.

by Spuffy fan December 9, 2003

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009

Cousister

cou-sis-ter

-noun

Female to female first cousins that are so close they are also like sisters.

My cousister and I share underwear, because we're that close.

by monk86 October 7, 2010

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

Oreo Cockster

One partner shoves his penis into an oreo cakester, while the other partner licks and eats it off, and by the end of the chocolaty goodness, the male gives her his "extra creamy" surprise.

"Yo i gave that bitch an oreo cockster, but she had no idea when the extra creamy surprise was coming...you should have seen the look on her face!

by Chodenocker September 8, 2010