cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Cockasian

A white man that only fucks asian chicks

His last girlfriend was chinese..now he's with a Korean chick..he is SO Cockasian

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O March 11, 2015

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

Cockasian

(Stereotype: Based on racially driven (and scientifically proven) idea that Asian men have, on average, the smallest ethnic penises.)

Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.

Adjective: An abnormally small penis

Hey so I went on a date with that caucasian dude and it turns out he's actually COCKasian! Lol

by Blantern January 19, 2021

Cookashart

To sleep on top of a homeless person as they sleep.

Look at that hobo sleeping over there, he is ripe for some cookashart.

by Sean And Andy November 29, 2004