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cockette 

derogatory term for someone that’s a part of the “coquette” community except they’re usually racist, promote eating disorders and grooming. stuck in 2012 tumblr to the point where it’s clinically concerning. still try to have a “lolita” aesthetic as an adult, sometimes spelled “croquette” with a string of cute pink emojis in a satirical way when making fun of them. usually out of touch with reality purposefully. doesn’t understand any of the literature or media that’s loved by the community but reposts it and calls themselves “deranged” when they do nothing but lay in their room all day writing bad poetry that doesn’t even relate to them to seem deeper. a femcel or waif in disguise.
“I’m so lisa rowe girl interrupted coded, she’s so me omg.💗 anyways angels 👼🤍 make sure you skip your meals today 😍 and text your old man humbert humbert sugar daddy 👴 to get that cash lolita nymphette angels 🤑💰 you won’t be a teenager anymore and will be washed up soon. so it’s best you do it now 😌.”

“it’s giving cockette. seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie
cockette by cherriest September 20, 2023
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Cocketté 

To be feminine. Can be used in a derogatory way to describe some who romanticizes being a “pick me

Usually used as a way to tell someone that they are pretty/feminine. Can also be used to say transgender (mtf)
Max “Oh my gosh! Nancy your so cocketté!”

NancyOh, thanks Max!”

Cockuette 

"Damn he looks so good today"
"I know hes so cockuette"
Cockuette by Satrnz69 March 31, 2024

Cocknation 

Cocknation is the best nation to ever exist and the cock leader is named Havenoname on Discord Cocknation is the best Nation ever Cocknation rise up
WE THE COCKNATION IS THE BEST
Cocknation by Havenoname_dick April 12, 2024

Cocksettle 

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.
"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."
Cocksettle by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cockett-Style Ticklegooning 

Performed by the greatest of shamans, cockett-style ticklegooning consists of a volunteer allowing 5 bald black men who coincidentally run ice-cream vans tickle the underside of the foreskin with a feather. Shamans that practice this technique are well-versed in Croatian flickergooning and the Egyptian smegma method.
That guy last night received some crazy Cockett-Style Ticklegooning man, I just hope his balls didn't burst.
Cockett-Style Ticklegooning by mukit December 27, 2024

Dirty Cornetto

After anal sex, an act of fellatio is performed on the erect post-rectal penis, slurping on the dingleberry
Rodney "how was your date with Skyler?"
Griffin: "crazy dude, after we had hella anal, she sucked my cock! Even the dingleberry on the tip."
Rodney: "hark, she's freaky! She sucked your Dirty Cornetto!"