Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Clowns Who Kill Chavs

An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.

Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!

Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!

by Jerryatrick January 29, 2010

clowns-pocket

A very very loose minge.

When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!

by ChrisJB August 11, 2006

clowns pocket

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006

Clowns Pie

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

by hoggster December 3, 2003

Clowns In America

Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.

Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?

by Calamity Jane II February 16, 2019