Skip to main content

Clooney

The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.
_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!
by dscaberboy October 24, 2004
mugGet the Clooney mug.

clownshoes

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.
by Jailhouse August 23, 2006
mugGet the clownshoes mug.
Related Words

Clownstep

A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.
The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.
by Alex1134 February 16, 2013
mugGet the Clownstep mug.

Clooney Syndrome

The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.
Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp
by Spivs October 28, 2008
mugGet the Clooney Syndrome mug.

Coons Age

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age
mugGet the Coons Age mug.

clowns pocket

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.
by Paddy October 21, 2003
mugGet the clowns pocket mug.

cloon tang

George Clooneys nick name, Because he's such a player, and gets mad poon.
(says Clooneys buddy to Clooney) "Nice job on getting that poon, Cloon Tang"
by Garrett Clarida August 10, 2006
mugGet the cloon tang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email