Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.
by Cutters79 January 21, 2010
Get the calendrome mug.A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
Get the calendrically challenged mug.The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.
Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"
Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."
Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."
by Epinionator September 27, 2010
Get the Calendar Friend mug.An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
by sandy_x December 9, 2012
Get the clandestine violator mug.Like the name, it's someone rare! Someone who is always smiling and laughing! Can bright up a whole room just with her laugh. Is someone funny, caring and very friendly.
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